things i notice sometimes

May 16

#TheOfficeUS

LAST DAY FEELS

May 15

[video]

you never really
know someone
until you’ve read
what they write
at 3 am when
loneliness
consumes them
but does not
destroy them

(Source: sketzophrenia, via tenuousthirdspace)

n0o0ny94:

FFFFOUND! | I fucking wish on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/61514283/via/n0o0ny

Hearted from: http://ffffound.com/image/dc9b40f6693547203388155c54c9d7562a7cfe14

(via thesundancekidd)

satanic2chainz:

callherhoney:

p2hot:

allcreatures:

A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

Click through for full story.

(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

DIED.

holy shit

(via shmankletthedinosaur)

philmcandrew:

THE PHONE CALL

This comic also appears in The Hic & Hoc Illustrated Journal of Humor, which is now available right over here.

ALSO my first book, CRYING IN FRONT OF YOUR DOG AND OTHER STORIES is now available from Grimalkin Press.

May 14

(Source: serialstranger, via treefingers-)

johndarnielle:

s7ereo:

Aurora - Prehistoric Scenes - Flying Reptile snap together model kit box - 1971

one thing people should probably know about me is that while I consider myself a compassionate and empathetic person, I hope this pterodactyl ate every man, woman and child in the village below*

*yes yes I know there were no men women children or villages let me have my damn dreams

Think of pterodactyls as pelicans, swooping in and scooping a human while speeding through each moment. Like fast food and just pelicans