LAST DAY FEELS
you never really
until you’ve read
what they write
at 3 am when
but does not
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A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.
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(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))
Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.
THE PHONE CALL
This comic also appears in The Hic & Hoc Illustrated Journal of Humor, which is now available right over here.
ALSO my first book, CRYING IN FRONT OF YOUR DOG AND OTHER STORIES is now available from Grimalkin Press.
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Aurora - Prehistoric Scenes - Flying Reptile snap together model kit box - 1971
one thing people should probably know about me is that while I consider myself a compassionate and empathetic person, I hope this pterodactyl ate every man, woman and child in the village below*
*yes yes I know there were no men women children or villages let me have my damn dreams
Think of pterodactyls as pelicans, swooping in and scooping a human while speeding through each moment. Like fast food and just pelicans
just let me listen to sufjan stevens and sleep.
Count me in.
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